Law School Gifs

When I go on a "first date" and the guy tries to be cute

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:49:15 -0400

When professors try and be "hip"

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:46:22 -0400

On my period:

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:03:36 -0400

When my friends ask me to go out on a week night

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:02:58 -0400

My life in general.

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:40:22 -0400

Professors in exam review

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:38:50 -0400

As a 3L in my 9:30 a.m. class

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:37:01 -0400

Second semester 3L year:

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:36:30 -0400

At the bar when the cops walk in...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:53:14 -0400

justin-john: wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneet...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 11:47:13 -0400

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

That kid next to you that ALWAYS snacks in class

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 09:24:59 -0400

Law school student's idea of socializing

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 09:24:13 -0400

When someone badmouths the prof I'm a TA for

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 09:22:31 -0400

Dear girlfriends,

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 12:36:35 -0500

When I realize spring break is in 3 days

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 12:35:48 -0500

Trying to get my friend to leave the library and come to the bars with me

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 12:37:36 -0500

When I'm out at a bar and can't find my friends

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 12:54:48 -0500

Walking out of my room in my suit and high heels in the morning:

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 12:51:22 -0500

My life as a law student.

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 21:29:20 -0500

Every time I send off a resume

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 21:17:56 -0500